About Us​

OUR MISSION

Welcome to the Ozarks Church of Nature and Magical Food Forest!
The Ozarks Church of Nature and Magical Food Forest is a living, breathing sanctuary dedicated to the ultimate truth that nature unites us all. Nestled in the heart of the Ozarks, our sacred space was founded on a simple yet profound realization: the earth does not divide us, and neither should we divide each other. In a world increasingly fragmented by the noise of dogma, politics, and labels, we have chosen to strip away everything that separates humanity, establishing a pure, safe haven where all people can return to the soil, to peace, and to each other.
We do not preach, nor do we adhere to rigid institutional doctrines. Instead, our practice is found in active stewardship, mindful connection, and the celebration of the natural world. We believe that digging our fingers into clean earth, watching a seed transform into sustenance, and sitting in quiet reverence beneath the canopy of trees are some of the highest forms of spiritual connection available to the human spirit. To protect the sanctity of this peace, we maintain a strict boundary within our gates: all religious and political divisions are left at the entrance. Inside, we are simply human beings sharing a common home.
Our mission comes alive through our magical food forest—an intentionally designed, multi-layered agricultural ecosystem that mimics the resilience and abundance of wild nature. Here, we cultivate biodiversity, grow organic food, and teach sustainable earth-stewardship. The food forest serves as both a literal source of nourishment and a profound metaphorical teacher, demonstrating how diverse elements can thrive harmoniously in a shared space.
Whether you come here as a traveler seeking a moment of absolute stillness, a student eager to learn the ways of the earth, or a soul looking for a genuine community untouched by societal conflict, the gates are open. The Ozarks Church of Nature is not a building made of stone; it is a community rooted in love, growing in harmony, and dedicated to keeping a safe space alive for generations to come.

ABOUT THE FOUNDER


The Ozarks Church of Nature and Magical Food Forest is the realization of a lifelong dream that took root in Christie Aphrodite’s heart when she was just a child. Even as a young girl, she possessed a fierce, independent spirit and an innate connection to the earth that didn’t always fit into standard societal boxes. In fact, throughout her school years and beyond, friends and family lovingly joked and called her the “Anti-Christ-ie” – a play on her name that perfectly captured her rebellious, non-conformist nature and her refusal to bow to rigid dogmatic systems.
Christie’s path to building this sanctuary was anything but a straight line; it was a journey forged in grit, entrepreneurial fire, and profound personal resilience. A natural creator with an unstoppable work ethic, Christie launched her very first bakery and café at just 23 years old while navigating the immense world of single motherhood. Her culinary passion later led her to work as a sous chef, mastering the art of nourishment from the ground up, while her dynamic voice and sharp mind carved out a successful, multi-year career in the fast-paced world of alternative radio.Though her dream of building a sacred space for nature connection was always burning in the background, life introduced a massive, 35-year chapter of severe physical disability that threatened to permanently derail her vision. Yet, it was through this exact crucible of suffering that Christie discovered her ultimate truth: Nature is infinitely smarter than man.
When human systems, modern medicine, and synthetic approaches fell short, Christie turned directly to the soil, the plants, and the natural rhythms of the earth to reclaim her life and vitality. While many label her an herbalist and come asking, “What pill or plant can I take for this?” Christie’s philosophy goes infinitely deeper. She isn’t a prescription writer or a product salesperson. She teaches that true healing is rarely about what you can add or take, it is more often about what you can take away to stop the root cause of pain, suffering, and dis-ease. Her mission is to act as a catalyst, helping individuals uncover the absolute root of their imbalances so they can become entirely self-sufficient, requiring neither her nor another doctor ever again.
This intensive healing journey delayed her childhood dream, but it also perfected it. She didn’t just study agriculture and earth stewardship from textbooks – she lived it as her own cure. Today, Christie is no longer a pushover to societal expectations or the circumstances of her past. She stands firmly on her mountain as a sovereign land healer, spiritual guide, and the fiercely protective guardian and builder of the Ozarks Church of Nature. She built this sanctuary so that others would have a safe, unfragmented space to strip away what divides them, master the art of self-reliance, and experience the exact same life-saving, root-level power of nature that brought her home to herself.

RESULTS

Hi Christie!!! I got my Hikers peak! omg thank you so much!!! I will start using it immediately. I have been using your new one on my foot night and day and I dont want to jump the gun…BUT MY FUCKING FOOT LOOKS BETTER THAN IT HAS IN 15 YEARS!! I am looking forward to posting a before and after photo soon!! You are going to die when you see the difference in my foot girl! You are the best. Keep doing doing all of the wonderful things you do:)

-SY, PA

This was used on my granddaughter’s back as she started to get stretch marks. After about 2 months of applying just a few times per week (not daily!) 2-3 times a week and these are the before and after photos using Island Dream Cream!

– PL, OH

I have to share this! My son had chapped lips to the point of it almost being infection. His lips were swollen and he couldn’t eat. We have been using Island dreams for a week after trying a million over the counter products! As of today it is GONE!!!! This stuff is a miracle for more reasons than one. It smells absolutely A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!!!!!!!

-NC

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